The pipe was going round and stories being told by the campfire late in the evening. The mountains were etched in the dusk light. One of the men asked for the story about how the Thunder Medicine pipe came to the people. Someone else piped up and said that Old Person was the present owner of the thunder pipe. And Two Guns added, "This is one of the most ancient and most powerful medicines we have." Two Guns then settled down to tell this story:
It was in the long ago. Our fathers had no horses then, but used dogs to carry their belongings.
One spring, needing the skins of the bighorn to tan into soft leather for clothing, the tribe moved up here to the foot of the Lower Two Medicine Lake and began hunting. Many men would surround and climb a mountain, driving the big-horn ahead of them, their dogs helping and at last they would come up to the game, often several hundred head, on the summit of the mountain. The dogs were held back, and the hunters, advancing with ready bow and arrows, would shoot and shoot the bighorn at close range and generally kill most of them.
One day, while most of the men were hunting, three young unmarried women went out to gather wood, and while they were out collecting it into little piles here and there, a thunderstorm came up. Then said one of them, a beautiful girl, tall and slender, long-haired, big-eyed, "O Thunder! I am pure! I am a virgin! If you will not strike us I promise to marry you whenever you want me!"
Thunder passed on, not harming them, and the young women gathered up their firewood and went home.
On another day these same three young women were out again for firewood, one ahead of the other along the trail in the deep woods, and Mink Woman, who promised herself to the Thunder Man, was the last of the three. She was some distance behind the others and singing happily as she stepped along, when out from the brush in front of her stepped a very fine looking and beautifully dressed man, who said, "Well, here I am; I have come for you."
"No, not for me! You're mistaken. I am not that kind; I am a pure woman," she answered.
"But you promised yourself to me if I would not strike you, and I did not harm you. Don't you know me? I am Thunder Man."
Mink Woman looked closely at him, and her heart beat fast from fear. But he was good to look at, he had the appearance of a kind and gentle man, and – although thoughtlessly – she had made a promise to him, a god, and she could not break it. So she answered: "I said that I would marry you. Well here I am, take me!"
Her two companions had passed on; they saw nothing of this meeting. Thunder Man stepped forward and kissed her, then took her in his arms, and, springing from the ground, carried her up into the sky to the land of the Above people.
But the two young women soon missed her. They ran back on the trail, and searched on all sides of it, and called to her, and of course no reply. "She may have gone home for something," said one of them, and they hurried back to camp. She was not there. They then gave the alarm, and all the people scattered out to look for her. They hunted all that day, and wandered about in the woods all night, calling her name, and got no answer.
The next morning Mink Woman's father, Lame Bull, made medicine and called the Crow Man, a god who sometimes lived with the people. "My daughter, Mink Woman, has disappeared," he told the god. "Find her, even learn where she went, and you shall have her for your wife."
"I take your word," Crow Man answered him. "I believe that I can learn where she went. I may not be able to get her now, but I will some time, and then you will not forget this promise; I have always wanted her for my woman."
Crow Man went to the two young women and got them to show him where they had last seen Mink Woman. He then called a magpie to him, and said to the bird: "Fly around here and find this missing woman's trail."
The bird flew around and around, Crow Man following it, and at last it fluttered to the ground, and looked up at him, and said: "To this spot where I stand came the woman, and here her trail ends."
"Is it so!" Crow Man exclaimed. "Well stand just where you are and move that long, shining black tail of yours. Move it up and down, and sideways. Twist it in every direction that you can."
The magpie did as he was told, and Crow Man got down on his hands and knees, and went around, watching the shifting, wiggling, fanning tail. Suddenly he cried out: "There! Hold your tail motionless in just that position!" and he moved up nearer and looked more closely at it. The sun was shining brightly upon it, and the glistening black feathers mirrored everything around. They now spread directly behind the bird's body and reflected the tree tops and the sky beyond them. Long, long Crow Man stared at the tail, the people looking on and holding their breath, and at last he said to Lame Bull, "I can see your daughter, but she is beyond my reach: I cannot fly there. She is in the sky land, and Thunder Man has her."
"Ai, ai, She did promise herself to him the other day, if he would spare us," one of the two wood gathers said, "but she did not mean it, she was only joking. It is no joke!"
Lame Bull sat down and covered his head with his robe and wept, and would not be comforted.
Thunder Man took Mink Woman to sky land with him, and somehow from the very first she was very happy there with him; she seemed to forget at once all about the this earth and her parents and the people. It was a beautiful land up there: warm and sunny, a country just like ours except that it had no storms. Buffalo and all the other animals covered the plains and all sorts of grasses and trees and berry bushes and plants grew there as they do here.
But although Mink Woman was very happy there, Thunder Man was always uneasy about her, and kept saying to his people, "Watch her constantly; see that she gets no hint of her country below, not sight of it. If she does, then she will cry and cry, and become sick, and that will be bad for me."
Thunder Man was often away, and during his absence his people kept a good watch on Mink Woman, and did all they could to amuse her, to keep her interested in different things. One day a woman gave her some freshly dug mas, and she cried out, "Oh how good of you to give me these! I will go dig some for myself."
"Oh no! Don't go! We will dig for you all that you can use," the woman told her, but she would not listen.
"I want the fun of digging them myself," she told them. "Somewhere, some time back, I did dig them. I must dig them again."
"Well, if you must, you must," they answered, and gave her a digging stick, and cautioned her not to dig a very large one, should she find it, for that mas was the mother of all the others, and was constantly scattering her seeds to the winds. She promised that she would not touch it, and went off happily with her digging stick and a sack.
Well Mink Woman wandered about on the warm grass and flower-covered plain, digging a mas here and one there, singing to herself, and thinking about how much she loved her Thunder Man, and wishing that he would be more often at home. He was away the greater part of the time. Thus wandering, in a low place in the plain, she came upon a mas of enormous size; actually, it was larger around then her body! "Ha! This is the mother mas; the one they told me not to dig up," she cried, walking around and around it admiring its enormous size.
"I would like to dig it, but I must not," she at last said to herself, and went on, seeking more mas of the small size. But she could not forget the big one; she kept imagining how it would look out of the ground; on her back; in her lodge, all nicely cleaned and washed, a present for Thunder Man when he should return home. She went back to it, walked around it many times, went away from it, trying to do as she was told. But when halfway home she could no longer resist the temptation: with a little cry she turned and never stopped running until she was beside it, and then she used her digging stick and with all her might thrust it into the ground around and around it the huge growth, prying and prying and at last it became loose, and seizing it by its big top leaves, she pulled hard and tore it out of the ground, and rolled it to one side of the hole.
What a big hole it was. And light seemed to come up through it. She stepped to the edge and looked down: upon pulling the huge mas she had torn a hole clear through the sky earth! She stooped and looked through it, and there far, far away below, saw...
Why, everything came back to her when she looked through it: There it was, her own earth land! There was Two Medicine River, and there just below the foot of its lower lake was the camp of her people! She threw away her digging stick, and her sack of mas, and ran crying to the camp and into Thunder Man's lodge. He was away at the time, but some of his relatives were in the lodge, and she cried out to them: "I have seen my own country; the camp of my people. I want to go back to them."
Said Thunder Man's relatives to one another: "She found the big mas, and has pulled it up, and made a hole in our sky earth! Now, what shall we do? Thunder Man will be angry at us because we did not watch her more closely." Thinking of what he might do to them in his anger, they trembled. They tried to sooth Mink Woman, but she would not be comforted; she kept crying and crying to be taken back to her father and her mother.
Thunder Man came home that evening, and upon learning what had happened, his distress was as great as that of Mink Woman whom he loved. When he came into the lodge she threw herself upon him, and with tears streaming from her eyes begged him to take her back to her people.
"But don't you love me?" he asked. "Have I not made you happy? Isn't this a beautiful and rich country?"
"Of course I love you! I have been happy here! This is a good country! But Oh I want to see my father and my mother!"
"Well sleep now. In the morning you will likely feel that you are glad to be here, instead of down on the people's earth," Thunder Man told her. But she would not sleep; she cried all night, would not eat in the morning, and kept on crying for her people.
Then said Thunder Man: " I cannot bear to see – to hear such distress. Because I love her, she shall have her way. Go, you hunters, kill buffalo, kill many of them, and bring in the hides. And you, all you women, take the hides and cut them into long strong strips and tie them together."
This the hunters and the women did, and Thunder Man himself made a long high-sided basket of buffalo bull's hide and willow sticks. This and the long, long one strand rope of buffalo hide were taken to the hole that Mink Woman had torn in the sky earth, and laid her carefully in the basket, which he had lined with soft robes.
"Because I love you dearly, I am going to let you down to your people," he told her. "But we do not part forever. Tell your father that I shall soon visit him, and give him presents. I know that I did wrong, taking you from him without his consent. Say to him that I will make amends for that."
"Oh you are good, and I love you more than ever. But I must, I must see my people; I cannot rest until I do," Mink Woman told him, and kissed him.
The people then swung the Woman in the basket down into the hole she had torn in the earth, and began to lay out the long rope, and slowly, little by little, Mink Woman, looking up, saw that she was leaving the land of the sky gods. Below, the people, looking up, saw what they thought was a strange bird slowly floating down toward them from the sky. But after a long time they knew that it was not a bird. Nothing like it was ever seen. It was coming down straight toward the centre of the big camp. Men, women, children – they all fled to the edge of the timber, the dogs close at their heels and from the shelter of thick brush they watched this strange, descending object. It was a long, long time coming down, twirling this way, that way, and swaying in the wind, but finally it touched the ground in the very centre of the camp circle, and they saw a woman rise up and step out of it. They recognized her: Mink Woman! And as they rushed out from the timber to greet her, the basket which had held her began to ascend and soon disappeared in the far blue of the sky.
All the rest of the day and far into the night, Mink Woman told her parents and her people about the sky gods and the sky earth, and even then did not tell it all. Days were required for the telling of all that she had seen and done.
Not long after Mink Woman's return to the earth people, Thunder Man came to the camp. He came quietly. One evening the door curtain of Lame Bull's lodge was thrust aside, and someone entered. Mink Woman, looking up from where she sat, saw that it was her sky god husband. He was plainly dressed, and bore a bundle in his arms: "Father! She cried; here he is, my Thunder Man!" Lame Bull, moving to one side of the couch, made him welcome.
Said Thunder Man: "I wronged you by taking your daughter without your permission. I come now to make amends for that. I have here in this bundle a sacred pipe; my Thunder pipe. I give it to you, and will teach you how to use it, and how to say the prayers and sing the songs that go with it."
Said Lame Bull to this man, his sky god son-in-law, "I was very angry with you, but as the snow melts when the black winds blow, so has my anger gone from my heart. I take your present. I shall be glad to learn the sacred songs and prayers."
Thunder Man remained for some time, nearly a moon, there in Lame Bull's lodge, and taught the chief the ceremony of the medicine pipe until he knew it thoroughly in its every part. "It is powerful medicine," Thunder Man told him. "It will make the sick well; bring you and your people long life and happiness and plenty, and success to your parties who go to war."
And as he said it was, so it proved to be a most powerful medicine for the good of the people.
Thunder Man's departure from the camp was sudden and unexpected. One evening he was sitting beside Mink Woman in Lame Bull's lodge, and all at once straightened up, looked skyward through the smoke hole, and appeared to be listening to something. The people there in the lodge held their breath and listened also, and could hear nothing but the chirping of the crickets in the grass outside. But Thunder Man soon cried out: "They are calling me! I can finish my work!" And with that he ran from the lodge and was gone. Mink Woman wept.
Who can know the ways of the gods? Surely not us of the earth. Thunder Man promised to return soon, but moons passed, two winters passed, and he came not to Lame Bull's lodge and his woman. But soon after he left so suddenly Crow Man returned from far wanderings and heard the story of the god and Mink Woman. He made no remark about it, but spent much time in Lame Bull's lodge. Then, after many moons had passed, he said to the chief one day: "Do you remember what you once promised me? When your daughter so suddenly disappeared you promised that if I would even find her, you would give her to me when she was found. Well, here she is: fulfill your promise!"
"But she is no longer mine to give. She now belongs to Thunder Man," the chief objected.
"Let me tell you this," said Crow Man. "You promised to give her to me if I would even tell you where she had gone. I did that. And now, as to this Thunder Man, he will never return here because he knows that I am in camp, and he fears me. So you might as well give me your daughter now, as you will anyhow later."
"Ask her if she wishes to marry you. I agree to whatever she chooses to do," Lame Bull answered.
"Crow Man went outside and found Mink Woman tanning a buffalo robe. "I have your father's consent to ask you to marry me. I hope that you will say yes. I love you dearly I will be good to you," he told her.
Mink Woman shook her head. "I am already married. My man will soon be coming for me," she answered.
"But if he doesn't come, will you marry me?" Crow Man asked.
"We will talk about this later. I will say now, though, that I like you very much. I have always liked you," she replied.
More moons passed, and as each one came, Crow Man never failed to ask Mink Woman to marry him. She kept refusing to do so. But two winters had gone by, and Thunder Man still failed to appear and claim her. Why, her refusals became fainter and fainter, until finally, she would do no more than shake her head when asked the great question. Then, at last, in the Falling Leaves moon of the second summer, when Crow Man asked her again, and she only shook her head he took her hand and raised her up and drew her to him and whispered: "You know now that your sky god is never coming for you. And you know in your heart that you have learned to love me. Come, you are now my woman. Let us go to my lodge, my lodge which is now your lodge."
And without a word of objection Mink Woman went with him. Ai! She went gladly! She was lonely, and she had from some time loved him, although she would not acknowledge it.
It was a good winter. Buffalo were plentiful near the camp all through it, and Crow Man kept the lodge well supplied with fat cow meat. He and Mink Woman were very happy. Then came spring, and one day, in the new grass time, Thunder Man was heard approaching the camp, and the people went wild with fear; they believed that he would destroy them all as soon as he learned that Mink Woman had married Crow Man. They all crowded around his lodge, begging him to give her back up, to send her at once back to her father's lodge.
But Crow Man only laughed. "I will show you what I can do to that sky god," he told them, and got his medicines and called Cold-Maker to come to his aid. By this time Thunder Man had come almost to the camp and was making a terrible noise just overhead. But Cold-Maker came quickly; he came in a whirling storm of wind and snow. Thunder Man raged shooting lightening, making thunder that shook the earth. Cold-Maker made the wind blow harder and harder, so that some of the lodges went down before it, and he caused the snow to swirl so thickly that the day became almost as dark as night. For a long time the two fought, lightening against cold, thunder against snow, and little by little Cold-Maker drove Thunder Man back: he could not face the cold, and at last he fled and his mutterings died away in the distance. He was gone!
"There I told you I could drive him away," said Crow Man. "Mink Woman, you people all rest easy; Thunder man will never again attempt to enter this camp." And with that he told Cold-Maker to return to his far North home. He went, taking with him his wind and storm. The sun came out, the people set up their flattened lodges, and all were once more happy.
And Lame Bull, he retained the pipe, and found his medicine was as strong as ever. And from him it had been handed down from father to son to this day, and still it is strong medicine.
Kyi! That is the way of it.